Thursday, 14 April 2011

The five things foxes have put in my garden

It is my birthday today, happy birthday to me and all that. I was given a digital camera, so naturally was thinking of things to take pictures of. My immediate thought needn't detain us any further, so I now present the results of my second idea, a photographic guide to the four things foxes have put in my garden (plus one brand new thing today!). This comes courtesy of my generous family, and also the fact that when I mow the lawn I don't pick anything up, merely just kick it out of the way.

Number 1: a bone (presumably from out of an animal).

Number 2: a dog toy. (I figure that foxes, being from the dog family, like playing with toys as much as their domesticated cousins.)


Number 3: A frankly troubling sock (suspected wanksock).


Number 4: A gardening glove with all but two fingers chewed off of it.

Number 5: (NEW ENTRY) Fresh today, a dead fish with no head! Quite smelly. Suspected dogfish, with suspected mud by head end (otherwise it's a poo).


The other thing I got for my birthday was a large spot on my left temple (not pictured).

Monday, 4 April 2011

Mund's Olde Avatar Shoppe

Like the majority of everything which now happens in the entire world, Twitter forms the basis of much of what is about to follow. But, to cut a long story short, I've started doing personalised cartoon portrait avatars for use on all sites which have avatars on them.

I've done a few FREE O' CHARGE so far for my friends. If I were nice and the world were just, I'd do one for everyone on earth and be done with it. However, things aren't that simple and that's the end of that. So, here's the business proposition...

£10 gets you a 256 x 256 pixel avatar.
£25 gets you a 256 x 256 or 512 x 512 pixel avatar, plus the original artwork on 12 x 12 cm 220gsm cartridge paper.

I'm assuming that most people will want a cartoon portrait, however, I'm open to drawing absolutely anything as an avatar as long as its not obscene, illegal or liable to incite religious hatred (and NB, I'll be the judge of what those are).

If you are interested, you can either email me using that link or get in touch with me on Twitter (@dotmund).

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